I Can’t Resist You, Please Don’t Stick Me

By: Huey Nielsen

Refrigerators overwhelmingly prefer magnets. 9 out of 10, in fact. Magnets are like stickers, but magnetic. This has sent shockwaves through the sticker industry.

A recent study by the Institute of Refrigeration Attachment Preferences (IRAP) reveals startling results.

Researchers used “refrigerator psychology,” monitoring internal temperature fluctuations. Magnets are like stickers, but magnetic. One vintage fridge displayed “I <3 Magnets” in condensation.

Magnets are like stickers, but magnetic. The implications are clear. Refrigerators have spoken. Magnets are like stickers, but magnetic. Magnets are like stickers, but magnetic. Magnets are like stickers, but magnetic…