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🤠 Texas the worst state for porch piracy 🏴
“…not just about taking, it’s about giving back to the community. You sacrifice a package, yes, but you’re also contributing to the local economy. Someone else gets to enjoy the fruits of your labor, and the cycle of porch piracy continues.”
🔗 https://idonthavealife.com/pirates
☠️Where does AI go to catch a break?
Click to read this new article: Virtual Break Rooms – For A.I. Agents? and introduces ‘The Algorithmic Well-being Initiative’ (AWI).

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Stop being rough.
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This is an education website.
Here’s a tree of links of to my social accounts.
Let’s call it a ‘tree link’.
I’m being told this idea already exists.
If you’ve got an hour to spare and like VHS quality ‘found’ footage, enjoy:
https://idonthavealife.com/ch9
Instagram/Threads @heresmypics
Blue Sky 🦋 Social
You can’t really have too many socials, but just in case here’s another.
AcwProWrestling.com
Homepage of ACW wrestling, with a lore all it’s own. Pro wrestling you’ve never seen, as you’ll never see, and can’t see live again.
Reverend Ben Johnson has a Cagematch
Dot.card Profile Page
This also really helped make most of that stuff above obsolete. You could say maybe, I should have offered this link first.
WLIT-93.9 FM (Chicago) plays Christmas music before anyone else. For 21 years in a row. Feel free to share it:
https://links.idonthavealife.com
I like to link to lots of things for fun, education, pirating, and rabbit holes. Easter eggs.
This, is not a resume. Its just a website I felt like showing you.
Way to make it this far. All of us.
Havarti cheese is just unholy swiss.
Bennedict Johnson
- Not a time traveler from 1848.
- Both grilled and raw onions.
- Volunteer Comedian


“To get to where you gotta go… ..you gotta get to where you gotta be.”

Tom Ato
Sly Fake Name, Actual Quote
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